BullShit

A story about rising to the top:
A Turkey was walking through a field one day, he looks up in a tree and on the very top branch is a Bull. He asks the Bull how did you get up there? The Bull replies my feces the power to make me float and I floated up here. The Turkey wanted to get to the top branch and tells the Bull let me get some of your poop so I can join you. So the Bull plops a turd out and the Turkey rubs it all over himself. Magically the Turkey floats up and joins the Bull on the top branch. A Farmer is walking through the field and sees the Turkey and the Bull on the top branch and pulls out his shotgun and shoots that Turkey dead.

Morale of the story:
Bullshit might help you get to the top but it can't keep you there.